I was by the hare krishna tree trying to fit two gnome hats on my head when you walked over, took your headphones off and asked why there was such a big crowd. I said we were putting technology on trial and -don’t tell anyone- but its going to get the death sentence and im the executioner. You were dressed in all black with big brown eyes and cute freckles and we both had bleached eyebrows. I had taken my shirt off and was trying to fit it over my gnome hats to create an executioner look but I was failing and you offered to help. You were tying the string around my neck when the prosecutor called out to the jury does anyone here have ADHD? We both shouted yes. Our faces were close and I was shirtless and it felt so intimate for two people who just met. After you helped me I had to run into the crowd to smash a bunch of ipads with a rock. I hoped you’d still be there when I was done but you were meeting a friend and left. Thank you for helping me with my stupid hat and I wish i asked for your number.