You were wearing the most oversized jorts I?ve ever seen, but you pulled the outfit together so well. As we sipped from our coffee (in bags?) we caught each other?s eyes a few times. I could feel there was a mutual interest in the room, but it just didn?t feel like the right place or time to ask your name. In addition to your rather sizeable jorts, you had a cute, mullet-y haircut with doc boots and dual tattoos of stems with berries & leaves on the backs of both of your shoulders. We both took calls on our laptops (even though there was no working Wi-Fi ? shoutout to Spectrum), but we occasionally glanced in each other's directions. I can only hope to be re-united with you and your jorts sometime soon... and who knows, maybe you'll inspire me to buy some jorts of my own. <3